Warning: The following post contains spoilers for the finale ofGame of Thrones.
Game of Thrones may have come to an underwhelming end, but the memes keep on giving. The film boys are out, and they have takes.
While not all fans were pumped with how the show ended, it has always been visually stunning, aside from a few wayward beverages. From the incredibly detailed costumes to the shots of sweeping landscapes, we can at least agree on one thing: Game of Thrones is beautiful. But one cinephile took to Twitter to emphasize just how amazing the one scene in the finale was.
Fresh off her murderous rampage after destroying the city she tried to liberate, Daenerys turns to face her army of Unsullied and Dothraki soldiers. As she walks toward her force, her dragon opens his wings and takes flight, and the queen appears to have dragon wings sprouting from her back, too.
We get it. Daenerys is basically a dragon, because she’s the mother of dragons. It’s like, super on the nose.
But Twitter user @jhilll1181 captioned the clip, “This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class.”
Stunning? Sure. Beautiful? Hell yeah. But brilliant? OK.
If there’s anything Twitter is useful for, it’s making fun of people. Other Twitter users hopped in his mentions to tell him that his take was bad.
Billionaire investor Robert F. Smith, this year’s commencement speaker at Morehouse College, revealed Sunday that he would pay student loan debt in full for the school’s entire graduating class.
This was huge news for grads, many of whom were leaving school with tens of thousands of dollars in student debt. It was also an enormous surprise for everyone, including one attendee whose shocked reaction is the best part of this video.
There are already more than 20 candidates campaigning for the 2020 election, which means the American people have a lot of policy positions to research, a lot of campaigns to follow, and of course, a lot of merch to consider purchasing.
In hopes that everyone is far too busy reading up on the candidates and the issues they stand for to check out each online merch store, I’ve taken the liberty of doing it for you.
Though there’s certainly more to an election than merch, a candidate’s online shop can be very telling. Some candidates offer merch for babies and pets, despite them being unable to vote, which is kind. Others feature hideous color schemes and ridiculous puns on their sites.
From mortifying accessories to shirts so good you’ll want to order them in bulk, here’s a look at all the merch on the 2020 campaign trail so far.
The most embarrassing merch
To kick things off let’s get the most mortifying merch out of the way. Candidates, if you’re reading this list I’m not saying all of your merch is bad, but I will admit certain items had me shaking my head at my screen wondering if you even really WANT to be president.
First up? John Delaney, who perhaps has the most absurd merch in this race aside from Donald Trump. Behind the buff exterior of this dude running for president lies a man shamelessly obsessed with puns. Did you see it coming? I sure didn’t. Delaney’s entire store is full of forcibly cheesy merch descriptions and unique Delaney “accessories,” like stress grips, playing cards, and an ERASER. Ugh.
Listen, the former VP’s logo is not great. We all know it. But I vowed to remain unbiased and wasn’t about to let my annoyance with the incomplete “E” in JOE impact my merch judging. I found Biden’s shop to be almost completely tolerable. However, the corny “Cup O’ Joe” mug and the “Totes for Joe” tote bag are impossible to ignore. Joe? More like no.
I mean, the current president has 14 freaking pages of merch, ranging from apparel and hats, to signs and gifts.Some items — such as mugs, stickers, and shirts adorned with his own tweets, and several pieces of “No Collusion” and “Witch Hunt” merch — are especially unhinged, even for Trump. Here’s a peek at the embarrassing shop.
Williamson went for an unconventional pink, purple, white, and blue color scheme in her merch, which I will admit was refreshing. Her font choice and the decision to print her name on a single mug seven times in a row, on the other hand, are ridiculously overwhelming. My eyes!
Apologies to the “Yang Gang” but as an English major I simply am not here to rep MATH. Yang’s merch also kind of gives the impression he loves math more than America, so it’s a pass for me.
The bland but fine merch
This section is reserved for those candidates with fairly conventional merch. Some of the stuff is absolutely fine. There’s apparel you could stand to be seen in, and decals you genuinely wouldn’t mind putting on your car. The merch is simply nothing to get abnormally excited over.
Booker isn’t currently selling anything embarrassing, and his blue, red, white, and black theme is a nice change of pace from traditional patriotic colors. But I will say there are not many options in his shop, which makes things kind of dull.
Gillibrand has a similar color scheme of pink, black, blue, and white going on in her store, and while she does have some basic “Gillibrand 2020” options, she switches things up a little with some funkier shirt designs. Overall, OK.
Bennet’s keeping things safe with some of the blandest, most boring merch around. He might not be drawing any gazes, but he’s also not annoying anyone with his basic shirts and totes, which I guess is one approach.
Honestly? Castro has some pretty fun stuff in his online . Nothing’s too out of the ordinary, though, so I’m putting him here. No offense, the 2020 merch bar is simply set very high.
Tulsi’s merch page isn’t outright offending anyone, but it’s an absolute snooze fest and compared to everyone else’s the formatting sucks.
Props to Klobuchar for introducing the 2020 presidential race to the color green, but the merch is all fairly standard. Nothing to get giddy over.
I’m honestly a little surprised Bernie didn’t take bigger risks with his merch. A few odes to college and medicare for all, but only two “Feel the Bern” options? Playin’ it safe, dude.
Climate action merch. Get your climate action merch, here — and basically nothing else. We need some range, sir!
Moulton appears to be another basic boy. Nothing wrong with that, but nothing exceptionally right with it either. This is the presidency we’re talking about! You don’t have to make shoelaces or anything, but try to distinguish yourself a little bit, eh?
Ryan’s merch? Also fine, but definitely lacks originality and screams, “I am an American man running for President of America and here is some red, white, and blue to prove it.”
Purple mountains majesty combined with white and blue make for lovely logos. Hickenlooper’s merch is pleasing to the eye, and almost makes up for his long last name! He also offers a beanie, which is good.
The best of the best
More than 20 people are currently running for president, but according to my calculations, only three have gone above and beyond the call of merch duty. Here is the holy merch trinity of 2020 — “The Big Three” as This Is Us would call them.
The second you open Beto O’Rourke’s all-black online store, you can’t help but feel a cool vibe. O’Rourke took a risk when he chose not to include any nod to traditional patriotic reds or blues in his campaign theme, but he somehow made a line of badass merch from his Whataburger-inspired logo. Plus, Beyoncé would not have been caught dead in his merch if it wasn’t good.
I’m fairly certain Buttigieg has given more thought to his marketing (and South Bend-inspired color scheme) than anyone else in the race.Hisstore is full of modern styles and fonts, he just released a glorious line of Pride gear, and he lets everyone know once and for all how to pronounce his name with bold “BOOT EDGE EDGE” apparel. You can’t even get mad at the slightly corny shirt that includes Buttigieg’s dogs, Buddy and Truman, or the “Chasten for First Gentleman” shirt, because they’re both genuinely funny and the dogs and Chasten are all extremely lovable.
After much research, the vote (me) is in and I’m pleased to announce that Elizabeth Warren has been elected President of Merch.
Warren varies her slogans and color schemes, and even has some fun items like a bandanna for those who want to show her dog some support, a beer glass that encourages responsible drinking, and an iconic apron. Step up, everyone else.
The missing merch
Sadly, Steve Bullock, , Bill Weld, Mike Gravel, and the recently announcedBill de Blasio are currently lacking in the merch department. Gravel appears to be selling his book on his website, but his lack of merch is understandable since it’s noted he’s running as a way to get in on the debate rather than to win. As for the others listed above, their online stores are either non-existent or very, very inaccessible.
Merch is not everything, and should never out-weigh a person’s policies when deciding which candidate to vote for. But it’s also is a great opportunity for candidates to showcase their tastes and a more personal side of themselves, so it’s nice to see those who put in some extra effort.
Jake Paul, a 22-year-old millionaire who built a career out of peddling merch to children and being loud on the internet, took a brave stance against cyberbullying by calling out a reaction vlogger who made fun of him a few times.
Fellow YouTuber Cody Ko is known for making videos reacting to cringey content, from ASMR influencers eating deodorant to Christian women who slut shame others in the name of the Lord. He’s posted several videos criticizing Jake Paul for being a generally terrible influence on children, highlighting the diss track Paul dropped last year that told kids to disrespect their teachers.
Apparently Paul has had enough, and decided to “confront” his “internet bully” in a video posted on Saturday.
“Now he just shits on people to become famous,” Paul ranted in the first few minutes of his attempted takedown. “I’m not YouTube’s hero, I’m not here to save the day … this guy Cody Ko, he’s a cyberbully and I fucking hate cyberbullies.”
He also tried to land a jab against Ko’s previous career path — Paul first knew Ko when he was a “backend tech developer” at Fullscreen, a company that provides consultations to YouTubers. (Ko was a senior software engineer with a computer science degree from Duke University, but considering Paul’s disdain for teachers, it’s unlikely that he respects Ko’s formal education.)
“It’s consumed our generation, it’s consumed our society,” Paul continued on the subject of bullying. “I think it’s largely in part to do with these negative ‘trolls’ online … that just spread negativity into the earth. I want to put a voice up against it.”
As examples of his “bullying,” Paul showed clips of Ko calling someone’s awkward Instagram sketches “not comedy” and referring to a health supplement as “cum powder.”
“This guy is 28-years-old, sitting behind a computer making fun of kids younger than him,” Paul complained in his rant. “And he’s comedic, yes … he’s definitely crossing the line in a huge way.”
Paul decided to valiantly confront Ko in person while the latter was getting his hair cut for a video with another YouTuber, Jeff Wittek. When he burst into the appointment, Ko responded by literally screaming.
“I don’t want to fight,” Ko joked.
“He cyberbullies kids, bro,” Paul said, when Wittek asked him to “come in nicer.”
“Kids? You’re an adult. Which kids?” Ko asked in response.
“I don’t like cyberbullies, and you’re a cyberbully,” Paul continued. He declined to name “which kids” Ko had cyberbullied.
“I’m sorry for bullying you,” Ko finally conceded. “I can’t tell if he’s joking.”
The exchange, while probably well-intentioned, was incredibly painful to watch. Paul seems to be completely oblivious to the fact that as a celebrity, receiving genuine criticism isn’t the same as getting “bullied.” Twitter users mocked him for missing the point.
this messed me up. jake paul made a video confronting cody ko for making youtube videos critical of him. he legitimately thinks he’s standing up against a hateful cyberbully. it’s so hard to watch a millionaire with crazy influence not be able to separate criticism from hate pic.twitter.com/s5iBeNGGvP
— jeonghoe [daily quackity pics: pinned] (@quackity_hoe) May 19, 2019
Paul’s own reputation is marred by a string of problematic behavior, including bullying his former roommates into moving out of his Team 10 mansion, terrorizing his former neighbors with YouTube stunts, and most recently, throwing a wild party where at least one woman was allegedly drugged. To come after another content creator for calling him out for being repeatedly shitty isn’t just hypocritical, but actually pretty funny.
He’s just one of many celebrities who can’t take criticism — we saw a multitude of celebrity meltdowns in April, from Lizzo tweeting “PEOPLE WHO ‘REVIEW’ ALBUMS AND DONT MAKE MUSIC THEMSELVES SHOULD BE UNEMPLOYED” after a lukewarm review of her album to Ariana Grande defending her very OK Coachella performance with her now-infamous “all them blogs” tweet.
Olivia Munn invoked #MeToo and induced some very long sighs when she compared criticism from a fashion blog to perpetuating the “suppression of women.” While some celebrities may have valid complaints about how harsh the media can get, Paul’s attempt at taking down Ko has an added layer of irony because he lacks any self-awareness of his own reputation.
As of Monday, neither YouTuber has released a formal statement via Notes app or a Laura Lee-style apology video. But Ko did comment about it on Twitter.
hey guys whats up just logged on sorry i was busy cyber bullying people
Maybe Paul was trying to capitalize on the internet’s love for cancel culture, riding the coattails of the James Charles/Tati Westbrook/Jeffree Star drama dump. But it’s unlikely anyone will try to cancel Cody Ko now, just because Jake Paul was the one calling for it. If it was any other influencer who had a valid claim that Ko had bullied them, instead of the internet’s most controversial success story, then Ko may have been more willing to listen.
Instead, Paul continues to make a fool of himself by going after a critic without looking at himself first.
YouTuber Seth Everman understands pop music clichés intuitively — and that’s what makes him so good.
Everman once showed people how to make Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy” from scratch using everyday objects and a synthesizer. Recently, the YouTuber decided to play Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road” on his synth in different musical genres.
Watch him crank out “Old Town Road” as if Eminem crafted it or if it were part of a French film’s musical score.